Poor Car Stereo

by Eddie Runner (NU5K)

There was once a poor car stereo, it was owned by a mean and hateful 17 year old boy who loved loud music. The boy would torture the car stereo by trying to get him to play beyond his capabilities. The boys abuse included causing the poor car stereo to clip his signal for hours at a time and to overheat. The boy even played the car stereo so loud the lights would dim! The poor car stereo wanted to please his owner so he accepted this abuse without question. The hateful boy often complained to the car stereo and threatened it with replacement!! Or even worse, the trash can!

The poor car stereo tried his best to keep up with the boys hateful demands and he endured the endless clipped signals and hellish abuse untll he could take it no longer... The poor car stereo finally could not hold back and let his protection circuit kick in causing the entire stereo system to go so quiet you could hear a pin drop! The poor car stereo could not help but to notice the boys hostility building up in his very pimply red face.

That's it the boy said as he pulled into a car stereo shop! "Rip this crappy car stereo out and put the most expensive dual hetrodine, burr/smith, high volt, mp7 playin, dvd playin, flip out, lock down, KY satellite radio, seven thousand watt per channel, balanced line, automatic, gps, line leveler, digital/analog, uptown, removable faced, big cheese, smarty pants, know it all, digital readout, and everything else radio!!!! " "And throw that old piece of crap in the trash can."

The poor car stereo was terrified! And went head over heals right into the shop trashcan!

The mean old boy left the shop heavily abusing the new car stereo as he burned rubber out of the stereo shop's parking lot and roared down the street. The poor car stereo sat in the nasty old trashcan with a tear in his digital display and a depressed state waiting to be crushed into a coffee can.....

A few hours later, the poor car stereo was startled suddenly by light as an installer picked up the poor car stereo out of the trashcan and dusted it off! The installer polished the poor car stereo a bit and marched it over to a nice shiny car owned by a sweet little gray-haired lady... After the exchange of $50 which the installer quickly pocketed, the poor car stereo found himself being installed into the little ladies dashboard.... The poor car stereo PLAYED AGAIN!!!

The poor car stereo was overjoyed to be given another chance and he was determined that no matter how hard this new owner played him he would try his best to not clip or overheat and he would keep his protection circuitry in check...

Vroom Vroom, the car started up and the poor car stereo lit up with some soft music, the little old lady put the car in gear and proceeded down the street... The music was soft and sweet... The car stereo was braced and ready for action when the little ladies hand reached for his knobs!!! He scanned to another station with more soft music.... What is this he thought??? A trick??? The car stereo was puzzled and confused at first but he soon learned the little old lady would not be abusing him as his previous owner the mean little boy did...

He was encouraged when the little old lady would sing along with him, and he loved it!! He was no longer depressed or unsure of himself as a car stereo, He never before realized that life as a car stereo could be so good. The car stereo learned all about reproducing music in a whole new way, within his capabilities, and the music was so beautiful and so satisfying!

The car stereo lived happily ever after....

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